top 10 names rejected by new pope

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 15-Mar-2013 6:40:29

On Wednesday, Argentine Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio became Pope Francis, I. According to David Letterman, here are the top 10 names he rejected before settling on Francis.

10. Kim Jong Pope
9. Pope Pius Galifianakis
8. Pope John MMMLXXXVII
7. Pope Sixteenth the Eleventh
6. Pope Milton Tingling
5. Pope W. Bush
4. Pope John Paul Van Damme
3. Pope Mike The Situation Sorrentino
2. Sponge Pope Big Hat
1. Francis Ford Poppola .

Post 2 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 08-Apr-2013 20:09:53

lol! :)

Post 3 by michellemhs (Generic Zoner) on Tuesday, 10-Sep-2013 12:50:00

Hahaha! Dammit! My giggling fit after reading this at close to 1 am probably woke up some sleepy family members. :-D